Hi! I am a Carl

I have a keen eye for design and half a sandwich.

This is my dog:

he is great. good boy Ralph

fun facts:

• i have no outstanding warrants
• carl is good at computer
• i think terrible websites are hilarious
• this is not a terrible website

i am also available on other Internets: instagram twittr

thank you for visiting, I hope you have a wonderful day.ok that's it bye!